Nicholas Brakespear

I write books that nobody reads, and a game that nobody plays. One might be inclined to conclude that I am awful at promotion. But no, not particularly. If you can think of it, I've tried it. Yes, even that. Feathers and sequins included.

My work is actually rather good though. As such, I'm not entirely sure why you're still reading these words, when you could be reading those ones over there. Absolution's Apple is a thrilling 600 page adventure, while Tales From The Burning Sea is a collection of short stories woven together like a... lovely literary tapestry, full of pickled gherkins, dead bodies, crime, heroes, at least one heaving bosom, and some violence.

If you feel like plunging a little deeper into the world I've created, have a go on The Pilgrimage - it's free if you grab it now. You can talk to people and manually ask them about different topics. You can type rude words if you like, see how they react - we all know you want to.

Go on, I dare you. Have a look.